dearest diary,
i am going to give you a name. hmm. how about uncle toby? no i think i want a more mature name. how about mr berry? ohoh lemme tell you a joke. what do you call two mr berry? mr berries! hahaha everyone laugh with me. so let me start over.
dearest mr berry,
let me tell you all about my ballet exam today. it was so exciting. i was really nervous but my darhling told me that to perform well in front of the examiners, just pretend he was one of them. and so i did that. and it worked. except, i was supposed to turn left but i thought that turning right was right. get it? right was right? haha i have amused myself again. i am just TOO amusing. anyway, i was swirling around in my pink tutu when i looked in the mirror and realised how pretty i look. no wonder my darhling keeps staring at me everytime we're together. muacks! xoxoxo.
haha and guess what? i found out who's jealous of me! joy ling! cos she so obviously likes my darhling. she's trying to copy him in everyway. i mean, just look at her name! gosh. you stand no chance you tall skinny flat woman. i am so much prettier in my pink tutu ok.! so give up or be ready to fight. and i don't want any spammers here insulting me or my darling ok. esp you, joy ling! just cos you think he wants to look at you. oh please!
anyway, i don't want you to spoil my mood. after all, i think i've passed the ballet exam with flying colours. hmm i wonder why they call it flying colours. i mean, do colours start flying? but colours can't fly what. sometimes i just don't understand the english language. goodness. so, mr berry, do you have anything to say about this day in my life?
mr berry: -
i'm still waiting for your response mr berry!
mr berry: -
oh gosh. can you reply please? oh forget it. this diary has NO NAME ANYMORE. hmph. i think i'll change it to a girl!
well, it's time for chores! i'm still happy. mr berry can't spoil my mood! :)))
bye! -nana 7:28 PM /// Tuesday, March 15, 2005